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Posted 8 hours ago

2 for $5

  1. Me: Hello, are you a memb-
  2. Customer: These are 2 for $5!! *dumps 10 caulks on my counter*
  3. Me: ..... Are you a member with u-
  4. Customer: Are these 2 for $5?! It says 2 for $5!!
  5. Me: Excuse me, you need to tell me if you're a member or not, then I'll check that.
  6. Customer: Well there's a sign back there that says they're 2 for $5 so there's nothing to check!
  7. Me: ..... (omg.. there's no way to describe the rage).. ok, that's fine, answer me though, are you a member with us?
  8. Customer: No! Now scan these!
  9. Me: *begrudgingly scans them, and they come up as $2.50 each*
  10. Customer: NO! No that's wrong!! They're 2 for $5!! You guys NEVER have your signs right! It's a pain in the ass to shop here!!
  11. Me: EXCUSE ME! Let's do some math okay? What is $2.50 plus $2.50?
  12. Customer: It's not 2 for $5!!
  13. Me: ............ *deep breath* $2.50 plus $2.50 is $5.00. So it is 2 for $5.
  14. Customer: ..... oooh. Thanks for doing the math for me.
  15. ((DAMN!! It's like people enter the store and expect everyone else to think for them!))
Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

whywehateyou:

we love you when you say “hold on, let me call you back. i’m going to pay” when you’re on the phone about to make a purchase. 

Seriously!! WE LOVE YOU!! Thanks for the respect!

Posted 9 hours ago
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Posted 20 hours ago
"Oh please Sebastian, he would never understand!"

"Oh please Sebastian, he would never understand!"

Posted 23 hours ago

… can we marvel for a moment at how boss this chair is? I mean, it’s a freakin gold, jewelled, PEACOCK CHAIR!

… can we marvel for a moment at how boss this chair is? I mean, it’s a freakin gold, jewelled, PEACOCK CHAIR!

Posted 1 day ago
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Posted 1 day ago

It is ridiculous

how much I dread going into work the day before. I literally have a panic attack. 

It’s pretty frightening. I need a new job so badly.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

So I came home from having lunch with my family, changed into my pjs and saw my cat like..

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

"The Lannisters aren’t the only ones who pay their debts."

(Source: tywins)