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Ay dios mio!!

Posted 9 hours ago

Hmm.. it’s close enough to Fall to break out the owl cups, right??

Posted 13 hours ago
  1. *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  2. *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  3. *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  4. *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  5. *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  6. *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  7. *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  8. *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
Posted 13 hours ago

vinebox:

Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong

(Source: shouldnt)

Posted 13 hours ago
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Posted 13 hours ago

mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

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Posted 14 hours ago

When the pizza’s ready and you’re the last one to enter the kitchen

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Posted 14 hours ago
  1. me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  2. me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
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Posted 21 hours ago

I feel like making a shout out video to all of my awesome followers

Because seriously, you guys make a difference. Thank you!!

… and then I remember how awkward I look on camera and I think, hmm.. I do want to keep these followers…

Posted 21 hours ago

Literally every time I finish helping a customer.

musingsofasalesmanager:

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Posted 21 hours ago

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

(Source: hashitaka)